I Don't Understand This Whole Climbing of Mt. Everest.

What's the point? It's an achievement is it? Dang. I'm not really impressed or interested. Look, if you go, please try to whittle it down to an anecdote before you tell me all about it, ok? Thanks.

Hell, I wouldn't even parachute onto that thing. Waste of time getting down.

I mean, at least with Kilimanjaro you get some scenery to go with your view. And it's probably a heck of a lot warmer! I mean, rock and ice and snow, really now. That's just depressing and monotonous.

Hey, here's an idea though! There should be an Everest Casino in Vegas. Like 1/4 scale or something.

You know. For people who like that sort of thing.

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