But within that sex phone context, I reign supreme! Like, say a caller wants me to pretend to be a woman. EASY. I'm all:
"Oh yeah. My p**** is all hot and wet, and my nipples are so erect."
Or if they want a gay dude - look, I don't judge. Like I said: I'm an artist. There's no shame in my craft. Will "Fresh Prince" Smith played a gay dude one time, and just look at his wife! That's right - no gay rubbed on that dude whatsoever. So sure, if the caller wants a gay dude, that's just my chance to stretch my range as an actor:
"Oh yeah. My butt-h*** is all hot and wet, and my penis is so erect."
Or suppose the caller is more into dinosaurs:
"Oh yeah. My cloaca is all hot and wet, and my dorsal spine fringe is so erect."
I pretty much always picture myself as Dimetrodon, on the dinosaur calls. Dimetrodon's the sexiest.
One thing I won't do, though: I don't do the funny voices. That's kind of demeaning.
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