Do your turn signals work? If you don't know, check 'em. If they don't, get that looked into and fixed, because turn signals are fucking important!
Have you ever been driving and you see a guy cut right across in front of you, no turn signal? Fuck that guy! He's an asshole. Or you're waiting for somebody, they have the right of way, but suddenly they turn - you never even had to wait at all! If only you knew! No turn signal. Fuck that guy. He's an asshole!
Or maybe that guy is you. Maybe you're the one not signaling your turns? If so, I've got some unpleasant news for you. It might come as a shock: fuck you. You're an asshole.
See how I turned that around on you? In logic, that's what they call a solecism. Basically it's one of those "this means that" deals. You can't fucking refute someone who argues by means of solecism. Don't even try it. You will be the one made to look stupid!
The upshot of all that is, for fuck's sake make sure your fucking turn signals work - and use them. Simple fucking logic, folks.
That's it for another edition of Road Safety Corner. Click on the 'Road Safety Corner' tag in the labels, for more of my inimitable tips!
Have you ever been driving and you see a guy cut right across in front of you, no turn signal? Fuck that guy! He's an asshole. Or you're waiting for somebody, they have the right of way, but suddenly they turn - you never even had to wait at all! If only you knew! No turn signal. Fuck that guy. He's an asshole!
Or maybe that guy is you. Maybe you're the one not signaling your turns? If so, I've got some unpleasant news for you. It might come as a shock: fuck you. You're an asshole.
See how I turned that around on you? In logic, that's what they call a solecism. Basically it's one of those "this means that" deals. You can't fucking refute someone who argues by means of solecism. Don't even try it. You will be the one made to look stupid!
The upshot of all that is, for fuck's sake make sure your fucking turn signals work - and use them. Simple fucking logic, folks.
That's it for another edition of Road Safety Corner. Click on the 'Road Safety Corner' tag in the labels, for more of my inimitable tips!
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Turn signals I mean.