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Friday, June 03, 2011

We Make It Easy For You

Here at Consider Your Ass Kicked!, we here at Consider Your Ass Kicked! make it easy for you. You can appreciate this blog in three easy ways. Or, you could just read it! Even easier! You can 'Like' us on 'Facebook.' First, one of you will have to create some kind of 'fan page' (I'd really rather not have to do that myself - a little too own-horn-tooty?) but again, to keep stressing the theme, I understand that Facebook makes this easy for you.

Getting back to the more "in-blog" elements - you can even leave a comment, if you wish! The process takes a little trickiness to manage, but after you do it a few times, it's quite easy to get used to (we make it easy). What you do is: look down below the post itself, to see the word "Comment." If you take your mouse and maneuver it across its pad so that the associated arrow is positioned directly over the word "Comment", you will see the word "Comment" light up a little - and the word itself will be underscored with a graphic line underneath. This is your visual cue to depress one of the selector buttons on your mouse: the Left button (if you're a PC), or the Only button if you're a Mac (one easy button! Another way we make it easy, for Mac users). The "click" you hear will transport you to a form with instructions for leaving a comment. It's that easy! Please follow all the instructions carefully. If you have any trouble, please leave a comment on this post. I'll get to the bottom of it.

There are many other features that we here at Consider Your Ass Kicked! make easy for you, right here on the blog itself, right where it matters most: in the posts. Of course I'm talking about content. As you browse through the blog, some posts will have picture or video content. Videos are playable by clicking the screen image. Pictures can be viewed by looking at them.

It's hard for me to think of anything on this blog that we don't make easy for you.

The main way that we here at Consider Your Ass Kicked! try to make it easy for you is by typing all this crap. Can you imagine having to type all this crap yourself, before you get to read it? Welcome to my world.

You're welcome.

2 comments:

lacrema said...

Can you go over that comment part again?

dogimo said...

Yes. Basically it's the interface. The input device is the mouse, and when you slide it, the motion is transposed (through the USB wire) to your screen in the form of an "arrow." That arrow represents your cursor position in the "visual interface" of this blog.

Once the arrow is over the word "Comment," that's you basically telling the internet, "hey. I might have something to say, here. About this post." Then when you CLICK - that intention is converted into possibility.

When you enter your text into the comment box and click "Publish" - that possibility is converted into fact.

That's how babies are made.