I'm Trying to Give Myself a Neck-Rub

I suck at this. I can't believe it, this is so disillusioning. How many chicks have lied to me about my neck-rub prowess?

Comments

lacrema said…
Giving yourself a neck rub NEVER WORKS. There is no way to relax while trying to deep massage muscles around your spine.
dogimo said…
I think you're right. Dang.

I bet if you had one of those portal machines from Portal you could do it!