Fighting the Hypothetical

Q: "Would you murder a man if his organs could save five people in need?"

A: "If you do, I swear to God I will murder all five of them."

Q: "No, no. No! It's a hypothetical question!"

A: "Oh, sorry. Repeat the question."

Q: "I asked if you would murder a man, if his organs could save five people."

A: "Yup. And then I'd murder all five of them."

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