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Friday, February 17, 2012

Play Chess? Why, Yes I Do.

In practice, I find I can beat anybody at chess.

By kicking them in the balls.

4 comments:

John Dantzer said...

Let's play chess at Chess.com. My name is Johnnybingo.

dogimo said...

Hahah! No way man! That'd neutralize my advantage.

Mel said...

Don't do this in practice! That'll give away your sweet move. Save it for the match!

In practice, be all, "oooh, here's my Durkin Opening" or "Hey, Imma do a Two Knights Defense" and your opponent, who has been strategically analysing your training, will be all like "Ha! he's sooo predictable".

But then, when it comes time for the match... bam.

Situation.

John Dantzer said...

actually it's johnny bingo, two words.