Play Chess? Why, Yes I Do.

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In practice, I find I can beat anybody at chess.

By kicking them in the balls.

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John Dantzer said…
Let's play chess at Chess.com. My name is Johnnybingo.
February 17, 2012 at 9:23 PM
dogimo said…
Hahah! No way man! That'd neutralize my advantage.
February 17, 2012 at 10:20 PM
Mel said…
Don't do this in practice! That'll give away your sweet move. Save it for the match!

In practice, be all, "oooh, here's my Durkin Opening" or "Hey, Imma do a Two Knights Defense" and your opponent, who has been strategically analysing your training, will be all like "Ha! he's sooo predictable".

But then, when it comes time for the match... bam.

Situation.
February 18, 2012 at 1:55 AM
John Dantzer said…
actually it's johnny bingo, two words.
February 18, 2012 at 1:58 AM
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