Thursday, March 15, 2012
Roy, Jan and Todd in: "Again With The Euphemisms"
Jan: "Well, they're the parents. They're doing all of the raising and all of the parenting, they're the parents. I don't like the term 'biological parents' - it feels to me like it's some kind of dig that undercuts parents who adopt."
Roy: "Yes, but the child is also yours, right? I mean - you are the biological parents. What do you two use to describe that?"
Todd: "Cockfather and pussymom."
Roy: "That's what you call yourselves? You are the...?"
Todd and Jan: "...cockfather and pussymom."
Jan: "He's the cockfather."
Roy: "Well wait a minute. What does that make the kid?"
Jan: "Well...an embryo, initially."