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Monday, May 28, 2012

Yet Another Post On Necrophilia.

You know what, a lot of people get weirded out by necrophilia. But I'm totally fine with it! My gorgeous corpse will probably get laid more than I do. Once that off-putting personality's out of the way, "it's on." Or so I would suspect!

And that's fine. I say to the world, "knock yourself out!" My organ donor card explicitly states "NO organ doning. YES necrophilia." Under which I have handwritten, "Bring it." In fact, the whole reason I refuse the organ doning is I'm worried it'll cut down on my chances of getting laid, postmortem. There's only ONE organ I want to be "doning."

But "Not so fast!" You say: "It's not so clear-cut. There may be gray areas involved: what if you're in a coma? What if you're in a persistent vegetative state?" The answer is still yes. Oh! God! Yes!!

It's a heartbreak, in this life people think they're immortal. They leave these decisions unmade. It's so important to let the world know what your wishes are...before it's too late to say. I have also made my wishes known: do not unplug me.

But I guess in at least some instances, that's going to be up to the other person involved.


TimT said...

Or 'no organ donor, yes necro boner!'

Rigamortis does some extraordinary things, so I'm told.

dogimo said...

I'm not the slightest bit anxious.