I have a different perspective this morning. I think I need to accept that it's possible that everything has happened exactly as you said it did. It's possible.
What happened to change my perspective was, when I got out of bed this morning, all of the atoms in my body spontaneously aligned with the gaps between the atoms in the floor, and I dropped right through the floor into the basement. When a thing like that happens, that can be a real eye-opener let me tell you.
Anyway like I said. I think it's possible.