Sunday Theology God Blog Post: Open Letter To God: Watch It With The Miracles, Please

DON'T GO BENDING AND BREAKING FUNDAMENTAL LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE WAY OUT IN SOME OBSCURE FAR-FLUNG CORNER OF REALITY, OUT BEYOND THE CURRENT EXPANSION OF MATTER AND ENERGY INTO INFINITE EMPTY SPACE AND THEN COME CRYING TO ME TO STRAIGHTEN ALL THAT SHIT OUT FOR YOU! YOU HAD YOUR FUN, GO CLEAN IT UP! YOU KNOW HOW THIS SHIT WORKS, DAMN IT. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE INFINITE, OMNIPOTENT ONE OKAY? FOR MAN'S SAKE, GOD UP ALREADY!