Consider Your Ass Kicked! has moved.
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Consider Your Ass Kicked! has suspended operations.
Click HERE for the archive.
The archive has been closed.
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Passwords to the archive are no longer being given out.
Click HERE for an explanation why.
Consider Your Ass Kicked! is no longer maintaining a registry of accounts to access the archive. Instead we have instituted a simple, interactive test to ensure that users are not spambots or malwariors. If you would like to proceed to the test, Click HERE to proceed to the test. There will also be a brief survey.
Thank you for taking the Consider Your Ass Kicked! Customer Survey / Post Archive Access Test! The following simple questions should be answered quickly and easily, go with your first answer. No need to over-think it, there are no trick questions.
Question 1. What is your interest in Consider Your Ass Kicked? (type in the texty box)
Question 2. True or False. Which one do you prefer?
Question 3. Multiple choice. What sort of questions do you find easiest to answer? A) True or False. B) Multiple Choice. C) Essay. D) Trick questions. E) Personal questions.
Question 4. Seriously. What is your interest in Consider Your Ass Kicked? Why go through all this?
Then it would let you into the archive. But only if your answer to Question 4 matched your answer to Question 1! Otherwise, you're a fucking liar and you get redirected to the FBI.