Thursday, January 31, 2013
You Know What? #12: The Purpose of Marriage
You know what? If the purpose of marriage is procreation, then shotgun weddings should be the only ones allowed.
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Totally misread the title of this, so I drew something.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/13/porpoise01.jpg/
Surrrrrrre you did Mel. Surrre you did.
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