It sounds like a strange version of one of those books you give to pubescent kids. You know like, How Did My Eyelash Get In My Mouth?: This and Many More Questions Answered About Your Changing Body.
I can see it in a "quirky" bookstore sitting beside http://usborne.com/catalogue/catalogue.aspx?id=2195
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I can see it in a "quirky" bookstore sitting beside http://usborne.com/catalogue/catalogue.aspx?id=2195