I hate doing towels. I hate doing towels! It's like a wasted load of laundry. There's nothing in there for you to wear!
It doesn't increase the availability of your wardrobe.
I mean, it's not like you can be getting ready to go out, "Man! Nothing's clean - oh sweet a towel!"
I mean, I guess you could go out that. But people will consider you pretty much open season, fashion criticism wise. Come on, a towel? You might have to admit that's even worse than non-exercise sweatpants! Certain people, they feel that for certain of your choices, they have every right to point, and offer a critique. Well do they? Do they have the right?
Yeah, they do. You went outside, so they do. Grow up and do the laundry, and if you still have nothing suitable - why not try Ross? That's where I got this shirt! Also pretty much all my towels.
Yeah, yeah, I know the towels need to be done. The luxury of a beautiful fluffy warm clean towel, fresh out of the shower, buffing your nude skin all rosy - beat that for luxury! Of course, that's the reason why we do towels.
But in terms of how we principally conceive laundry - as a process and a ritual, almost spiritual, almost miraculous, that renews and redeems what we've worn, and returns it to us as if like new...!
You have to admit a load of towels leaves you feel short-changed on that score.
It doesn't increase the availability of your wardrobe.
I mean, it's not like you can be getting ready to go out, "Man! Nothing's clean - oh sweet a towel!"
I mean, I guess you could go out that. But people will consider you pretty much open season, fashion criticism wise. Come on, a towel? You might have to admit that's even worse than non-exercise sweatpants! Certain people, they feel that for certain of your choices, they have every right to point, and offer a critique. Well do they? Do they have the right?
Yeah, they do. You went outside, so they do. Grow up and do the laundry, and if you still have nothing suitable - why not try Ross? That's where I got this shirt! Also pretty much all my towels.
Yeah, yeah, I know the towels need to be done. The luxury of a beautiful fluffy warm clean towel, fresh out of the shower, buffing your nude skin all rosy - beat that for luxury! Of course, that's the reason why we do towels.
But in terms of how we principally conceive laundry - as a process and a ritual, almost spiritual, almost miraculous, that renews and redeems what we've worn, and returns it to us as if like new...!
You have to admit a load of towels leaves you feel short-changed on that score.
Comments
1. It won't just be open season on you for critical COMMENTS, pal. Especially not if you's a girl. Going out in a towel is worse than a toga.
2. Towels are actually one of the trickiest loads. They get SOUR! I add a little bleach, even if they are colored towels. My mom adds baking soda.
3. Ross's rocks!
Actually, this load is for whatever reason very fresh. Maybe because I bleached the bajeezii out of my socks and undershirts in the previous wash load. A linger of bleach, mayhap, haymap.
Wow, I haven't hung out laundry in years. Decades. Ages. Ah, the backyard clothesline - strung from two stout steel pipe crossbars sunk in concrete bases. We used to climb those things like monkeys!