Wouldn't that be funny if there were no such guy and I had just made the whole thing up?! Wow.
Wow. Actually. If there were no such guy...I would be coming out with a shitload of albums of his, stat. Because, you know, nobody else would have even ever heard of him, and I can still remember every one of those songs! But how sad would it be? He's a sweetie! I shook his hand once, and he made me look real good in front of my then-girlfriend.
He's a little on the short side, five-three I think.