Thought of the day: Guaranteed Something

Does it ever occur to anyone that without further specification, saying "Guaranteed results" ought to be about as reassuring as saying "Guaranteed consequences"?

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dogimo said…
Yeah, me apparently.

Dang. Another case of draft metastasis.
VEG said…
It never occurred to me...you are correct. No one knows what those results will be after all. They might be EPIC in their awfulness.
dogimo said…
Or they might be awful in their epicality.

EITHER WAY I GUARANTEE IT.

I mean. I guarantee it, or any other number of outcomes. Consequence is key! Results. I GUARANTEE OUTCOMES.

Some Outcome Is Guaranteed.