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Wednesday, November 01, 2023

Funny Clickbait Headlines #2: "Palpatine's Immorality Plotline Actually Makes Perfect Sense."

I crap you not. 

His immorality plotline. Immortality? Nope to the wope. It's Palpatine's immorality plotline. 

Breaking news. That's precisely all of that guy's plotlines, number one. Number two: everybody's "immorality plotline" somehow manages to make "perfect sense"...from a certain point of view. 

That's a big problem with viewing force in terms of binary L/D, instead of oh, I dunno...R/W? G/E?

PALPATINE'S. IMMORALITY PLOTLINE

...!

Palpatine's. 

Oh, do we mean Darth Stan Satan? No, that was Lucasifer, after the fall - I mean, Disnefication. 

Carry on then. Palpatine and his immorality...plotline, that's some singular cheek, please. Check! 

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