"Power Rangers Red Ranger Just Became One of the Franchise's Strongest Characters!"

What are these, strike headlines? Some recognition of how strong a character he has or was is I'm sure, on-point, but at the same point: who cares how scarlet, carmine or rose-tinted the spectacles are on a washed-out, washed-up, tarted-up false kung fu joint like this? 

Kudos, Red Ranger. That and the price of coffee will get you a tip, that is if you're as fast and accurate a baristor as I suspect you well may be. SHEESH

GROW UP

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This has been another in a series. "Funny Clickbait Headlines Critiques," right here on Consider Your Ass Kicked.