Pretty sure UPS doesn't festoon its subject lines with bell, box and "DO NOT ENTER" emojis. Nor does UPS, really, see the need to slap a "copyright" ("copywrite" I believe? Could be either, sensibly) (some big "IP geek/fan" I turned out to be!) circle-c dealy on the initials "UPS" in the sender space.
These are signs fit for imbeciles. And truly, I doubt even them.
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