Slight problem with my 'undelivery' notification

Pretty sure UPS doesn't festoon its subject lines with bell, box and "DO NOT ENTER" emojis. Nor does UPS, really, see the need to slap a "copyright" ("copywrite" I believe? Could be either, sensibly) (some big "IP geek/fan" I turned out to be!) circle-c dealy on the initials "UPS" in the sender space. 

These are signs fit for imbeciles. And truly, I doubt even them.

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