Back on mah bull-shush: Song/Album/Band titles from random verbatim Youtube comment (unliked, as of thus):

I dunno. Beethoven was always better than Chai Tea in a full-contact, slow impact Tai Chi martial and marital arts adaptation between two who, seldom 'fused, became wildly one that one time in the balcony they'd leased.

Hot top #1 single? "Classico." Album name: Take The Seventh All The Way Through To A V.D. T.D., Opus-Fiend! Band name? The Beeth Ovens