Cold Tips #-1: Here's What I Don't Do, So Far In Life I've Got or Been/Done Gone! COOL

I don't make a promise against my future self. Know why? 

BECAUSE I CAN'T, DUH. No one can. 

Cheers and relinquishments, Soda-Popper! 

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Try R.C., if you please. 



Yes, R.C. 

From The Royal Crown Company, originally. Makers of RC Cola and Nehi Effervescent Fruit Sodas. Now owned in the United States by Keurig Dr Pepper, of all people or things! Go! 

Have a Dr Pepper on you. I ice-bucket challenge you NOT to jump-a-dump a huge, orange Gatorade bin over Niagra falls with you in it, filled to the chooglin' brim with YOU. NUDE in there. Having an ice cold Pear Nehi/Apricot Nehi/PEACH Nehi ice bucket soak. 

For the titties! 

It's pretty much what the Danes' and Swedes' women do, and For Themselves & Each Other, Only 

...from when they're young and unrealistically huge, there, way up North, to oh, 'longabout the time it's time to give up on the grandkids. FINALLY. 

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The Nordic Track! 

Underwater in a scuba suit! 

DO IT. ADD IT

To

Your 

Fun-Bucket, Punchie! 

After all, why the hell would you, right? 

It wasn't advice. You have to do it. Because.

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You just read this whole thing. 

That's almost three minutes of your bouncy, jouncy, gravity-defying life you'll never get back again unless you listen to and love The Wholllle Thing: 

[ Insert PSB Playlist Official Rough N' Budgy Between THE MIND'S HOT HOT HEARTSPOT ]

Pet Shop Boys Videos (1984-2016) - YouTube

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Metamorphosis (2018 Remaster) (youtube.com)

That, or original button-down shrink to fit Levis 501 halter tops oughta do something for the whorls and zeniths tweaking at peoples' sad, tragic eyes these days. 

No problemo. In fact?

Absl'uoom'undoe.


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