Walk This Way DEFINITIVE TREATMENT: WHAT did it MEAN, by the time the '90s were only a bad headache in the history books?

Back school lovin’ always hottin’ Ethan Oven lemme talk to your body SWAY

Said ju hain’t seen nuthin’ take a down on a MUFFIN and ahm sure be changing away

I met a CHEER LEADER was a real young Breeder*, times like-a R.E.M.**-ah-’nisce


*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxvkI9MTQw4

**

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtdhWltSIg


(Cun’t.d.!!)

Because the best things in loving, with a sister or a cousin
_______
{{GROSSAROO}}
______

…always started with a Little KISS

…(not the sh!t live “rock” band, by the way, all that beef served up later, in comments)

…LIKE THIS:


Chunka chukka riffn’ sh!t.

(Omitted for simplicity’s hot-rice wiiiine, as we go further in and down, dowwwn…!)


Schoolgirl sweetie with a sassalil’ happalil’ SKIRTS CLIMBING WEIGH UP HER KNEEEe!! IT WAS THREE YOUNG LADIES IN A SCHOOL, look.


“Gym locker”?

No way, Stephen, if that is in fact how you “Steve.” This song is a lament of all the crap you heard going ’round the school halls, but never got a wink or a leg up into yisself! ‘CEPT FOR THE VERSE CONTINUE’D:

Yes. That is a “D:” emoji react. APT. YOU’LL SEE


…yeah, yeh “young” “ladies” in a “school gym locker” when “he” noticed:

They were lookin’ at me. I was a high***, school loser**** never made it with a lady ’til the boys told me something I’d missed!


*** DRUG(s)
**** TOTALLY CORRECT, “loser”


Then the next door neighbor with a daughter had a way to finagle me into providing yard and lawn chores gratis, so I gave her just a lil’ missed-way-out SMOOCH

…ATTEMPT, and got my KNEED in the GROIN taken care of, pro bono!

It’s…guys. People.

It just keeps going on and on like this. Well?


I say: any “father” who’d star ‘is full, then-grown-than Daughter as a Hot Elve in a bee-ass Tolkien skin flick like that, bundling up with A. Silverstone in a pervert’s idea of a tourist trap photo booth, look, is he CRAZY?

Whatever you accuse of Mister Stevie Big Lips of, The U.S.Achin’ “MICK JAGGERMOVESER,” I say The Accusee’s making a very plausible case, there! The Toxic Twins share equal fault on this dumbass paean to missed opportunities of youth, second only to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7oQEPfe-O8

All video links provided purely for mid-to-late 1990s context, please. NO SPAM. NO HOTLINKS TO SCAM SITES. This is Walk This Way’s Penultimate Quoran Denouement please.

RESPECT THE SONG. Show honour-only in comments. None of your dambed “South Yank” HONOR, please! Good sirrah, daylady!


Where the heck were we?

This reading is definitive, please. Keep going, and drop your “dookie” in situ!


A refresher, then. In due, arguably overdue’d coursing order:

lll

Backstroke lover
Always hidin' 'neath the covers
'Til I talked to your daddy, he say
He said, you ain't seen nothin'
'Til you're down on a muffin
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways

I met a cheerleader
Was a real young bleeder
Oh, the times I could reminisce
'Cause the best things of lovin'
With her sister and her cousin
Only started with a little kiss
Like this

Seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school
And your feet flyin' up in the air
Singing, hey diddle diddle
With your kitty in the middle
Of the swing like you didn't care

So I took a big chance
At the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Wasn't me she was foolin'
'Cause she knew what she was doin'
And I know love was here to stay
When she told me to

Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Just gimme a kiss

Like this

Schoolgirl sweetie with a classy kinda sassy
Little skirt's climbin' way up the knee
There was three young ladies in the school gym locker
When I noticed they was lookin' at me

I was a high school loser, never made it with a lady
'Til the boys told me somethin' I missed
Then my next door neighbour with a daughter had a favour
So I gave her just a little kiss
Like this

Seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school
And your feet flyin' up in the air
Singing, hey diddle diddle
With your kitty in the middle
Of the swing like you didn't care

So I took a big chance
At the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Wasn't me she was foolin'
'Cause she knew what she was doin'
When she told me how to walk this way
She told me to

Walk this way
Talk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Walk this way
Talk this way
Just gimme a kiss

Like this

Songwriters: Joe Perry, Steven Victor Tallarico. For non-commercial use only.

Mind the original rights, please. These two, Perry and Tallarico, are intellectuals of a very cool stoney order indeed.

My paste here is pure.


Remarks? Arguments?

Be thee civil, down. Down below. In Blogspot’s Own Comments Queues.


Overall Tone Note From The ‘Nineties?

It smells.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVehv_LDWaE

Thanks are due to Reader Helisseara*****, for the above tipoff.

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