Ripped From Clickbait Headlines #2: "What To Do If Dog Eats Grass"

Okay, I can tell you this myself, from hard-won doggy experience. First, get the dumb thing inside. 

Second? 

Either get a better, closer-shaving lawnmower and use it, or go mow the f'ing law, ass. 

Sheesh. "What to do if dog eats grass." 

Done. 

Next! 

Comments