The Heroes of Justice: DC's Legendary Justice League Suck.
Is I believe the upshot.
Oh, okay. Except for Green Lanterns and Hawkgirl. Those are righteous cops, drawn here on their own hook to fight crime nobody could potentially understand at home!
Potentially, hey. They could use a cornfed beef-loving boy in a red "S-cape" to help 'em batten down all the loose, swinging hatches in a pinch. Aquaman?
Well, there is a whole lot of salty current out there, right on the surface. Why not bring in Submariner?
He's indisposed.
Usually.
Well hell, wouldn't you be? Too much seas to seize at home and straighten out by royal rule, arguably. He'd rather tackle the team working options with El Mage-O Supermoid, The So-Called Silver Surfer, some bright primary colored or grey guy, huge and mad in major proportions: "strong stuff" they call that one.
Subby would knock Aquaman's deek in the dirt.
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