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Saturday, June 23, 2007

Toilet Tips

Once you start flushing used personal toiletry items down the toilet, it never stops escalating. First you think, oh, some used dental floss in there won't hurt anything. Next thing you know, you catch yourself about to chuck a Q-tip in there!

My advice: don't even start down that path. The toilet is for pee pees, poo poos, and used doo doo paper ONLY. Depending on your lifestyle, maybe periodically vomit or large quantities of incriminating drugs.

But not Q-tips.

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