Are You A Man? Then Be A Feminist.

Are you a man? Well be a feminist, then!

What kind of a man can't handle a woman who is his equal? What kind of man wants to be with someone who is his inferior?

That's some real bitched-out pussy-ass shit right there if you ask me. A real man would want a woman who measures up to him. A woman who challenges him in some ways. Maybe each person excels the other in certain areas, but together they complete each other's picture and they are in there as a balanced team.

Let's be real clear here about what "equal" means. We're not talking about brute strength physical tests or any other such crap that doesn't mean dick in today's world. We're talking about political, social, and economic equality. We're talking about equality in the same sense the framers said "all men created equal." Can all men bench press 350 pounds? Fuck no! That shit's irrelevant to equality, whether we're talking about men, women, or both.

So let's talk about both. Equality means each person is treated as an equal under the law. Equality means each person's life is of equal value - and by the way, fuck whatever bull-shit capitalistic earning power valuations you want to slap on it after the fact! Is life WORTH SOMETHING or ISN'T it? Yes: life is worth something. Something that's got nothing to do with a damn dollar sign. If you dispute that, your head's so far up your ass you better go call the repairman.

I don't know what else to say about it. It's as clear as that. Shit.

Be a man. Be a feminist.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Excuse me? "bitched-out, pussy-ass shit"?

And you're a feminist?
dogimo said…
Well, fair enough. Now let's talk about what equality doesn't mean.

It doesn't mean dancing around all mince-y and eggshells, expressing one's self via only the most blandly-spoken milk-soaked oatmeal, so as not to offend anybody.

It doesn't mean a mandatory "voluntary" gag order on making a strong point using clear language with some color and spunk to it.

It doesn't mean you can't have a ribald sense of humor!

It doesn't mean you can't have a strong appreciation of sexuality.

IT MEANS YOU DON'T BELIEVE A PERSON IS INFERIOR ON THE BASIS OF THEIR GENITAL SETUP.

Pretty simple, really. And in a side point, that still leaves room for a lot of people being inferior on the basis of being a shit-for-brains. But even there, the principle of political, social, and economic equality-under-the-law applies.

Lucky for you, toots.

Now, I'm not making assumptions. That's the ungendered toots.
dogimo said…
I should mention for the sake of any others reading - I'm just sick up to hear with this "Anonymous" person - you should just read some of the comments submitted by this person. It's ridiculous. This comment in particular - ridiculous.

I mean, the whole strategy of asking "questions" like that, all imply-y. Got something to say, say it!

That's what I say.

Nonetheless, Anonymous, your readership and commentage are appreciated, but you should know by now that weak stuff don't wash around here. Step it up some!
Anonymous said…
Up to "here" I believe you mean.
dogimo said…
See, THANK you! THAT'S what I'm trying to talk about! Right straight back with the A-game!

Booyah. In my FACE.
Anonymous said…
Any man who says he's a feminist is a faggot. You're a faggot!
dogimo said…
Well hey, no, wait a minute! You can't make that retroactive. I said what I said before you said what you said!

Therefore by the laws of arguing logic, it rebounds back onto you:

YOU'RE a feminist!!

Boo yah. I'm converting the ignorant into feminists by bushel and yard, by hook and by crook.
Anonymous said…
Woman can never be equal to men.