HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!

I would like to report that earlier today I was shot and killed in a tragic deluxe gangland-style execution-type slaying. Witnesses on the scene were moved by my heart-wringing plea to end gun violence, as my ruined form lay sprawled on the sidewalk and my sad life drained away into the gutter.

HA!

I got you! It's not so!

I'm alive and well and typing this post. Don't be too mad, everybody get's fooled sometimes!