Time for a Delightful Snack?

Try celery! Nothing can beat celery for sheer crisp, ribbed texture married to a flavor that's as ephemeral as it is subtle as it's indelible! Celery stays on your mind all day long.

As a child I performed an experiment with celery, and it has fascinated me ever since. There is nothing like a fresh, freshly-washed stalk of our crunchy, slender green friend! Bite it up.

Some spray Spray Cheez down the furrow! Some salt to taste. Some dip it, ranch-style, or spinach, or whatever dip have you! I call that a bit crude. Crudi, that is! There's just no wrong way to chomp down on some raw, fresh celery! One time I even sprinkled some celery salt on it.

It blew my mind.

Comments

Sean Scully said…
I believe there IS a wrong way to eat celery, but it involves a straw somehow. I am not clear on the details.
dogimo said…
Naw, people juice it up in a juicer all the time!

SLLLLURP.

Ahhhhh!
JMH said…
Celery salt on celery? That's insane...what's next? Iodized salt on Iodide, a necessary nutrient?
dogimo said…
Iodine's only necessary if you've got some kind of anti-goiter bias.