Swine Flu Update

What makes this particular epidemic so particularly terrifying is that almost every single death within the zone of contagion can be attributed to it, even deaths such as drowning or blunt force trauma where the connection might normally have gone unnoticed. Clearly, this flu operates on mechanisms no previous flu has exploited.

The sooner we can secure the necessary funding for research to understand the way this mystifyingly new form of influenza operates, the sooner we can sell you the cure.

For now, stay tuned to approved news sources.

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