So I'm going away tomorrow on vacation, back East, and I'm stoked! I've got everything set up, to and from the airport, car rental on the other side, various itineraries. I've got a good batch of posts all scheduled to auto-post in my absence. I've even got a house-sitter - this crazy guy I know is going to do it. This guy loves house-sitting! He does it every chance he can.
All he does is, he loves to house-sit because he spreads his big, thick tarp out in the front room and sits in a chair, on his tarp, staring into the wood grain of the back of the front door, and he cleans all his guns. He loves house-sitting because it gives him the opportunity to do that. He has so many of them that it isn't convenient to do it where he lives. Awkward with room-mates. But house-sitting? Perfect!
I just told him, "Don't get any machine oil on my chair!" But I was kidding.
I was kidding.
All he does is, he loves to house-sit because he spreads his big, thick tarp out in the front room and sits in a chair, on his tarp, staring into the wood grain of the back of the front door, and he cleans all his guns. He loves house-sitting because it gives him the opportunity to do that. He has so many of them that it isn't convenient to do it where he lives. Awkward with room-mates. But house-sitting? Perfect!
I just told him, "Don't get any machine oil on my chair!" But I was kidding.
I was kidding.
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