"It's not natural normal or kind...this flesh you so fancifully fry...it's death for no reason and death for no reason is BURGERS!!!!!"
Some young, hip, edge-testing fast food chain ought to cop that as a jingle. Morrissey won't mind! He'll just take the paycheck and look the other way.
Just don't ask him to sing it for you. You're going to need to hire somebody for that.
I may not have had the opportunity to mention this in the past, but I do a Morrissey so soulful and wrenching it will make tears come out of your ears.