I love my new alarm clock! I just got it last week. It makes me happy every time I want to know what time it is. It's like Christmas lights! I love it!
Now when the GOD DAMN ALARM starts going off, and it's time to pry my eyes open and drag my ass to work, I look up and see these cheery, cheerful colorful numerals and I can't help but grin and succumb to an instant infectious wave of cheer! Then I rush into work like a kid running downstairs to open his presents!
Twice already, this has resulted in me being reprimanded for showing up in pajamas.
Now when the GOD DAMN ALARM starts going off, and it's time to pry my eyes open and drag my ass to work, I look up and see these cheery, cheerful colorful numerals and I can't help but grin and succumb to an instant infectious wave of cheer! Then I rush into work like a kid running downstairs to open his presents!
Twice already, this has resulted in me being reprimanded for showing up in pajamas.
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