"Oath!"

I never swear. But if I do swear, I have this one I like to use:

"I swear it upon my own Dread and Fearsome Name!"

If I'm in a better mood:

"I swear it upon my own Sacred and Glorious Name!"

I assure you, nobody ever asks for better assurances than that.

Comments

Mel said…
Yours are much preferable to "cross my heart, hope to die".
Mel said…
I can't. Don't make me.
dogimo said…
Okay, given the whole childhood trauma deal, you've got yourself a reprieve there miss.
Mel said…
Thanks!

( you know, you came pretty close to be called a mechanic then :-) )