I'm a placebo atheist.
Yeah, that's right. That shit doesn't work on me, bitch.
In fact, I disbelieve all medicines on general principles. If that treatment works, it's going to have to be in spite of a healthy dose of skepticism. On the part of my conscious mind.
HEY! Listen to me, active ingredient. Do you work or NOT? Yeah, I don't give a shit you'll work better if I believe in you!
Tell that shit to the placebo.