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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

I'm Trying to Give Myself a Neck-Rub

I suck at this. I can't believe it, this is so disillusioning. How many chicks have lied to me about my neck-rub prowess?


lacrema said...

Giving yourself a neck rub NEVER WORKS. There is no way to relax while trying to deep massage muscles around your spine.

dogimo said...

I think you're right. Dang.

I bet if you had one of those portal machines from Portal you could do it!