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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

I Never Want To Be With Anyone Who Can't Tell Me The Difference Between A Crocodile And An Alligator

I never want to be with anyone who can't tell me the difference between a crocodile and an alligator!

First, because it's inexcusably ignorant. A person should take an interest in the wider world and her surroundings, and crocodiles and alligators are among the oldest creatures on earth!

Second, because I myself never could keep it straight, all my life and I have been very blessed to find love with women who could tell me which was which. I think I deserve a woman of that caliber. I don't want to settle for less than that.

6 comments:

TimT said...

You never know. It could be an allidile or a crocogator.

Lunarchick said...

Now how about one that could tell you the difference between a squid and an octopus?

dogimo said...

@TimT: I don't think they're cross-fertile.

@Alice: Alice! I can do that myself. Octopi look different.

Lunarchick said...

Oh, and alligators eat people in an A shape and crocodiles eat people in a C shape. True story.

See...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QSnovU8fivI/TtjbbuUL_-I/AAAAAAAAPbw/Ubt7MO7EFZg/s1600/Gatorsand+Crocs.jpg

And yes you are right octopuses often do look different.

Mel said...

Here you hafta learn quick-smart the difference between a salty and a freshie... coz one'll kill ya and the other won't!

dogimo said...

DON'T FEED EITHER