We here at Consider Your Ass Kicked! have long pondered the advisability of putting out a recurring feature to ape the hordes and scads of tony, literary, classy in a word social media outlets who favor (even favour) you with their "Word of the Day," and associated high-fluting noodle-musings upon the themes and variations it suggests to them.
Well, ponder no more, we here et al. Today's official Consider Your Ass Kicked! word of the day is: "aver."
"Aver" is such a bad word. Don't use it. Because it sounds like you're doing something squirrely! And as far as I can tell, you're not. I looked it up, and they'd have me believe you're perfectly on the up-and-up with that.
It's plain suspicious to use such a suspicious-sounding word to describe strictly legitimate doings.
"Aver" is a verb.