United States of America: pretty gay.
Canada: gay to middling.
England: rather gay.
Ireland: gay as angels' legs.
Scotland: more gay than you'd think, maybe!
Russia: taciturn, but gay.
Australia: gay enough.
France: Paree: tres gay. Remainder: less gay. Comparatively.
Germany: the polka.
Mexico: muy gay, but generally not muy muy gay.
China: so gay.