That guy's great. It's crazy some of the stuff he comes up with. He'll take anything and make the making of it into food an interesting process. It makes you look around at the world in a new way - like just about anything could be Good Eats.
My forearm looks like it could be a sweet cut of meat. I've never been the slightest bit attracted to cannibalism as far as other people go - humans are such dirty animals - but as far as my own forearm...man, I picture that glazed with honey and black peppercorn, and served with a side of polenta. Now you're talking!
Or my entire right thigh would make an AWESOME bone-in roast.
But I kind of need it to get around, so.
My forearm looks like it could be a sweet cut of meat. I've never been the slightest bit attracted to cannibalism as far as other people go - humans are such dirty animals - but as far as my own forearm...man, I picture that glazed with honey and black peppercorn, and served with a side of polenta. Now you're talking!
Or my entire right thigh would make an AWESOME bone-in roast.
But I kind of need it to get around, so.
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Well. The post kind of derailed me a little. I find it less easy to be appalled by/make some big defense against your dislike of Alton Brown.
I'll try anyway, but I kind of "lost the vibe" so this is going to seem a bit wan. Alton Brown? How can you not like Alton Brown? I love Alton Brown, that's just who he is, he's not 'doing' it or 'overdoing' the geek thing, he's just, you know, he's just.
Man.
I'm sorry, my thigh is really distracting me now.
Yeah, maybe Alton is scraping the barrel a bit lately, as to what he digs up to geek out over.
That was the end of me trying to watch his show. But I totally wouldn't want the cookbooks if I didn't actually like him! I do like him. I just can't stand watching someone geek out over the history of peanuts for an hour. It's too much.
There would be no actual comment necessary. It would just have been a choice, understated touch.