OK, I'm going to try this again. I've had no luck with it on past attempts. I have no reason to expect this will be any better.
What I'm going to do is, I'm going to make up a joke as I go along. Why should that be so hard? Admittedly last time I tried it, it sucked, but I think that's just 'cause I let it drag out. The trick must be: "Keep it succinct."
Okay. Here goes.
The Pope, a Bear, a Rabbi and Spuds McKenzie are out in a rowboat. The bartender looks at the woman and goes, "are you sure that's your shirt?" The man replies "I would if I could, honey, but I haven't got any on me!"
Hey! That ain't bad!
Let me try another one. Let's see.
A man and his wife are having breakfast in bed in a romantic hideaway. "Ding dong!" says the delivery man. "One of us is going to have to get that," says the Bear to Spuds McKenzie. To which the bartender replies, "Well I would if I could, honey, but I haven't got any on me!"
Man, I was totally wrong. I'm a natural at these!
Just gotta keep 'em succinct.
Let me try another one. Hold on now. Gimme a minute! This one's going to be awesome.
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