4th of July Pt. 4: As It Turns Out

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It turns out there is already a Patron Saint of Fireworks: St. Barbara.

Still. 44 Saints to take care of widows? We can have 2 for fireworks!

Ahhhh, heck with it. What's this St. Barbara's problem? She ought to have her day on July 4th!