OK, I don't normally like to talk about my dreams on here, but here's one: in the dream I was Wolverine - leader of the X-Men!
Now just to shortcut any mis-visualization here, I was not Hugh Jackman in this dream. I was Wolverine, yes - but not as played by Hugh Jackman in the recent X-Men films. It was more like I was Wolverine as played by me - me, but with that goofy hairdo/muttonchops combo, and perhaps a little less body hair. I had those same keen animal senses, the healing factor, the adamantium bones and claws.
The claws were kind of a problem. Every time I popped my claws ("SNIKT!"), it was like they were a little wobbly. Not firmly rooted between the bones, like you'd expect. In fact, they kept falling out, and I had to pick them up and try to stick the dull end back into these little pink slits between each knuckle - it was gross! They had dirt on them and stuff.
Anyway, James Marsden was giving me all kinds of shit over it.
Now just to shortcut any mis-visualization here, I was not Hugh Jackman in this dream. I was Wolverine, yes - but not as played by Hugh Jackman in the recent X-Men films. It was more like I was Wolverine as played by me - me, but with that goofy hairdo/muttonchops combo, and perhaps a little less body hair. I had those same keen animal senses, the healing factor, the adamantium bones and claws.
The claws were kind of a problem. Every time I popped my claws ("SNIKT!"), it was like they were a little wobbly. Not firmly rooted between the bones, like you'd expect. In fact, they kept falling out, and I had to pick them up and try to stick the dull end back into these little pink slits between each knuckle - it was gross! They had dirt on them and stuff.
Anyway, James Marsden was giving me all kinds of shit over it.
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