I tell you, the next time somebody wants to try fucking with me, they better try it behind my back so I can't see who it was, and then when I whip around all fast and I'm all like "HEY-!" "WHO DID IT!?" "Which one of you prissy little stinkhats is responsible...!?" But they'd be all like, "I didn't do it," "shrug," look away etc etc, and so I just start to fume and maybe kick the doorjamb.
That's just some advice for you. I don't advise fucking with me regardless - but if you're going to do it, do it that way. Safer.
That's just some advice for you. I don't advise fucking with me regardless - but if you're going to do it, do it that way. Safer.
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I always liked the Onion. Wonder what they're up to these days. More of the same, most like.