They Don't Pay Me For This #1: McDonald's

For many health-conscious Americans, Canadians, and discriminating food consumers worldwide, McDonald's is in many ways the cornerstone of the Food Pyramid. Quality ground meats, pert buns, lean fish and chicken items, sauces and dips of varying zestiness and tanginess, wholesome natural-grown potatoes fry-cut and flash-frozen at their peak of freshness so when cooked, they come out of the boiling oil as light, crisp, and delicious as the day you were born! These and so many other menu items tease our senses and tempt our taste buds with the promise of how good it can be to eat right & easy, right here at your neighborhood McDonalds.

McDonalds. Eat Right Here.™

This statement by we here at Consider Your Ass Kicked! does not necessarily represent the views of the McDonalds Corporation.