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I WON THE LOTTERY!!

OK, Upon Further Consideration I *Do* Want To Open A Taqueria

Okay, Add Akron, OH To The List.

I want to go on a Holiday Inn / McDonald's tour of the world.

You Should Read Their Fortune Cookies. Hilarious.

Prospective Restaurant Menu Sections for Gil's Fancy "Family-Style" Down-Home Luxury Restaurant #1: The Burger Section

Fiction Friday: Special Impromptu Top-Of-The-Head Edition

Where Everybody Knows Your Avatar

Fine Dining Fine Lines #9: A Little More

The Champion Of Breakfasts

Tips On Dining Alone

The Slippery Slope Cuts Both Ways

Doodeloo #37

My Snooty Review of PF Chang's China Bistro

Prelude To My Next Grocery-Receipt Installment

Demiurge

A Knife and a Fork

Kickass TV Show Ideas #...#...4? 4, I think. We'll Go With 4. "Ex-Isle"!

Always the Diplomat, I Manage to Calm Things Down

Basil, You're So Fine (You Blow My Mind)