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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

You Should Read Their Fortune Cookies. Hilarious.

A Chinese restaurant I go to has a "complementary" egg roll on the menu. They charge you for it, but it really goes well with the meal.

If you complain about it, then their English is better than yours.

2 comments:

Pearl said...

Personally I still enjoy the bars that offer complimentary nuts...

On a side note, my father claims, every single time he cracks open a fortune cookie, that it says "Help. I'm being held captive in a Chinese bakery."

Every single time.

Pearl

dogimo said...

I love the complimentary nuts!

I want fortune cookies that tell me what to order. Then I'd make 'em serve those first.