A Chinese restaurant I go to has a "complementary" egg roll on the menu. They charge you for it, but it really goes well with the meal.
If you complain about it, then their English is better than yours.
If you complain about it, then their English is better than yours.
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On a side note, my father claims, every single time he cracks open a fortune cookie, that it says "Help. I'm being held captive in a Chinese bakery."
Every single time.
Pearl
I want fortune cookies that tell me what to order. Then I'd make 'em serve those first.