You know sometimes, when I'm watching a movie? I find myself sympathizing with the criminals. You know? Because they've got such a sweet little operation going! And it's all going to work out perfect!
Until Steven Seagal gets involved.
And then it all comes crashing down.
Until Steven Seagal gets involved.
And then it all comes crashing down.
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It's a tough show, having a job in the justice system. To be fair, to be merciful to the extent you can, while making your best determination to protect society. I don't know if I could do it.
And then of course, you have your invincible ponytailed chunk-style white guy martial arts action-hero types. It seems like those guys hardly EVER give the bad guys a second chance! All they want to do is bang peoples heads into furniture, snap elbows backwards. Ow!
I don't know if I'd want that job, either. My chief weapon is MERCY!