The New IHOP Is Now Officially Open!

That's the International House Of Pancakes, for those of you not hip to the foreign cuisine.

Here's another tip for you: bring your own syrup. They have six different flavors of syrup, and none of them is maple.

I bring my own. I bring it in what they call a hip flask. A BIG ONE. Because I like a lot of Pure Maple Syrup. Do you have any idea how hard a hip flask is to clean out, once you fill it up with pure maple syrup?

Here's another tip for you: the only thing that'll work? Pure Whisky.

I heavily recommend the technique.