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Thursday, July 23, 2009

The Architect Scene, Pt.2: Applying the Lessons

I'm definitely going to try this line on my next serious girlfriend!

"It is interesting reading your reactions. Your five predecessors were, by design, based on a similar predication, a contingent affirmation that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of your species, facilitating the function of The One. While the others experienced this in a more general way, your experience is far more specific, vis-à-vis...love."

We'll see how it goes.

8 comments:

blue said...

Is this the way to let the classy girlfriend with whom you don't use the word "fuckin'" know she isn't serious?

Because that's just rude, dude! :P So rude it deserves that unpleasing rhyme.

Although the post sounds good for the next serious one. If she's the sort who'd be pleased to see the compliment nestled in the sci-fi jargon and doesn't bristle at the idea of five predecessors of her species.

If it were me, I'd rather hear some theory of how I must be a different species, or at least some novel mutation of the species previously thought fully researched and known.

dogimo said...

No way! If someone weren't serious to me I would come right out and tell them so.

I was more just sort of exhibiting the ridiculousness of this guy's groovy machine-tooled patter.

>If it were me, I'd rather hear some theory of how I must be a different species,

Something like this here?

blue said...

Yes, that fits the bill beautifully. Excellent job! I think that would be across-the-board appealing. You should tell Miss Next Serious that. As long as you're sure, because, you know, it's pretty serious!

Jamie said...
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dogimo said...

>Jamie said...Awright, dang it! I know you're right. URGH. Buuuut she's commenting on US, Jamie & Joe. It's like a strange cat curling up in my patch of sunlight. My back arches. What can I say??? Hisssssssssssssss.


No she is NOT commenting on us. There IS NO us. There is NO "Jamie & Joe"! Will you PLEASE stop e-mailing me! I have asked you many times! Will you PLEASE stop leaving these psychodelusional comments on my blog! What can I do to get through to you that I do NOT LOVE YOU and I am NOT SECRETLY WOOING YOU through my BLOG? **WHY** would you continue to want someone as dishonest as you try to make me? I have told you straight out 100% of the time ever since you sprang this weird fixation on me!!!

AGH!!! STALKER!!! PLEASE STOP!!!

dogimo said...

I apologize (to others) for the vitriol, but this person has left a dozen comments in the past week telling me how much she loves me, disparaging other commenters - some kind of mean, nasty stuff.

I honestly don't know what to do. She won't leave me alone.

Jamie said...
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dogimo said...

>Jamie said...I hope you enjoyed that. Anyone reading my blog would see what the deal is but whatever. There is no excuse for intentionally choosing to hurt someone, Joe. Ever. That is a choice. You can post this, too. I'm not ashamed nor embarrassed. You have shown people who you are, not me. I'll be in my apartment soon; you have my number, right?

>Grace & peace. Always.


OMG, Jamie!! I AM NOT ENJOYING THIS! The comments you keep putting in are complete creepy and mean for you to inflict on me every day! I seriously considered shutting my blog down BECAUSE OF YOU - there, is THAT what you want to hear? The affect you have, the control you exert??!

YOU are the one who simply WILL NOT STOP harassing me! For more than a month now I have begged you to stop and you will not! I've reported 3 separate e-mail addresses you've been sending me from, after I've told you multiple times I want no further contact - it does no good!

"simply no excuse"? Stand in your own judgment, you hypocrite! When someone BEGS you to LEAVE THEM ALONE, there is "simply no excuse" - NONE - for continuing to deluge them with e-mails, unwanted declarations of love, and hostility towards other people! Your possessiveness towards me is terrifying me! I have no idea who you are! You're nothing like the person I thought you were before you informed me that everything I write is a message of seduction to you!

All I do is ask you to stop, and all you do is keep coming. Oh, but I'm the oppressor here!!?? You're the victim. All I do is BEG YOU to stop, and PRAY TO GOD that you would please stop, please leave me alone? You won't. But you're the victim.

It's great to hear you've posted "your side" (?!?) on your blog, thanks. I'm sure it will make interesting reading for people. I'm not interested.

This is what, the 5th time you've "signed off" in a way including "Peace", "Pax" or something with some kind of resignation to it as if you were finally going to just stop?

No I don't have your number and I don't want it! I am not reading the e-mails you keep sending, I just see the counter ticking upwards in the incoming folder they divert to automatically.